Chapter 21
CASTING my eyes on Mr Wemmick as we went along, to see what
he was like in the light of day, I found him to be a dry man, rather
short in stature, with a square wooden face, whose expression
seemed to have been imperfectly chipped out with a dull-edged
chisel. There were some marks in it that might have been dimples,
if the material had been softer and the instrument finer, but which,
as it was, were only dints. The chisel had made three or four
of these attempts at embellishment over his nose, but had given
them up without an effort to smooth them off. I judged him to be a
bachelor from the frayed condition of his linen, and he appeared to
have sustained a good many bereavements; for, he wore at least
four mourning rings, besides a brooch representing a lady and a
weeping willow at a tomb with an urn on it. I noticed, too, that
several rings and seals hung at his watch chain, as if he were quite
laden with remembrances of departed friends. He had glittering
eyes -- small, keen, and black -- and thin wide mottled lips. He had
had them, to the best of my belief, from forty to fifty years.
`So you were never in London before?' said Mr Wemmick
to me.
`No,' said I.
`I was new here once,' said Mr Wemmick. `Rum to think of
now!'
`You are well acquainted with it now?'
`Why, yes,' said Mr Wemmick. `I know the moves of it.'
`Is it a very wicked place?' I asked, more for the sake of saying
something than for information.
`You may get cheated, robbed, and murdered, in London. But
there are plenty of people anywhere, who'll do that for you.'
`If there is bad blood between you and them,' said I, to soften it
off a little.
`Oh! I don't know about bad blood,' returned Mr Wemmick;
`there's not much bad blood about. They'll do it, if there's any-
thing to be got by it.'
`That makes it worse.'
`You think so?' returned Mr Wemmick. `Much about the same,
l should say.'
He wore his hat on the back of his head, and looked straight
before him: walking in a self-contained way as if there were nothing
in the streets to claim his attention. His mouth was such a post-
office of a mouth that he had a mechanical appearance of smiling.
We had got to the top of Holborn Hill before I knew that it was
merely a mechanical appearance, and that he was not smiling at all.
`Do you know where Mr Matthew Pocket lives?' I asked Mr
Wemmick.
`Yes,' said he, nodding in the direction. `At Hammersmith, west
of London.'
`Is that far?'
`Well! Say five miles.'
`Do you know him?'
`Why, you're a regular cross-examiner!' said Mr Wemmick,
looking at me with an approving air. `Yes, I know him. I know
him! '
There was an air of toleration or depreciation about his utterance
of these words, that rather depressed me; and I was still looking
sideways at his block of a face in search of any encouraging note
to the text, when he said here we were at Barnard's Inn. My
depression was not alleviated by the announcement, for, I had sup-
posed that establishment to be an hotel kept by Mr Barnard, to
which the Blue Boar in our town was a mere public-house. Whereas
I now found Barnard to be a disembodied spirit, or a fiction, and
his inn the dingiest collection of shabby buildings ever squeezed
together in a rank corner as a club for Tom-cats.
We entered this haven through a wicket-gate, and were dis-
gorged by an introductory passage into a melancholy little square
that looked to me like a flat burying-ground. I thought it had the
most dismal trees in it, and the most dismal sparrows, and the most
dismal cats, and the most dismal houses (in number half a dozen or
so), that I had ever seen. I thought the windows of the sets of
chambers into which those houses were divided, were in every
stage of dilapidated blind and curtain, crippled flower-pot, cracked
glass, dusty decay, and miserable makeshift; while To Let To Let
To Let, glared at me from empty rooms, as if no new wretches
ever came there, and the vengeance of the soul of Barnard were
being slowly appeased by the gradual suicide of the present
occupants and their unholy interment under the gravel. A frouzy
mourning of soot and smoke attired this forlorn creation of
Barnard and it had strewn ashes on its head, and was undergoing
penance and humiliation as a mere dust-hole. Thus far my sense of
sight; while dry rot and wet rot and all the silent rots that rot in
neglected roof and cellar -- rot of rat and mouse and bug and
coaching-stables near at hand besides -- addressed themselves faintly
to my sense of smell, and moaned, `Try Barnard's Mixture.'
So imperfect was this realization of the first of my great expecta-
tions, that I looked in dismay at Mr Wemmick. `Ah!' said he,
mistaking me; `the retirement reminds you of the country. So it
does me.'
He led me into a corner and conducted me up a flight of stairs --
which appeared to me to be slowly collapsing into sawdust, so that
one of those days the upper lodgers would look out at their doors
and find themselves without the means of coming down -- to a set
of chambers on the top floor. MR. POCKET, JUN., was painted
on the door, and there was a label on the letter-box, `Return
shortly.'
`He hardly thought you'd come so soon,' Mr Wemmick ex-
plained. `You don't want me any more?'
`No, thank you,' said I.
`As I keep the cash,' Mr Wemmick observed, `we shall most
likely meet pretty often. Good day.'
`Good day.'
I put out my hand, and Mr Wemmick at first looked at it as if he
thought I wanted something. Then he looked at me, and said,
correcting himself,
`To be sure! Yes. You're in the habit of shaking hands?'
I was rather confused, thinking it must be out of the London
fashion, but said yes.
`I have got so out of it!' said Mr Wemmick -- `except at last.
Very glad, I'm sure, to make your acquaintance. Good day!'
When we had shaken hands and he was gone, I opened the stair-
case window and had nearly beheaded myself, for, the lines had
rotted away, and it came down like the guillotine. Happily it was
so quick that I had not put my head out. After this escape, I was
content to take a foggy view of the Inn through the window's
encrusting dirt, and to stand dolefully looking out, saying to myself
that London was decidedly overrated.
Mr Pocket, Junior's, idea of Shortly was not mine, for I had
nearly maddened myself with looking out for half an hour, and had
written my name with my finger several times in the dirt of every
pane in the window, before I heard footsteps on the stairs. Gradually
there arose before me the hat, head, neckcloth, waistcoat, trousers,
boots, of a member of society of about my own standing. He had a
paper-bag under each arm and a pottle of strawberries in one hand,
and was out of breath.
`Mr Pip?' said he.
`Mr Pocket?' said I.
`Dear me!' he exclaimed. `I am extremely sorry; but I knew
there was a coach from your part of the country at midday, and I
thought you would come by that one. The fact is, I have been out
on your account -- not that that is any excuse -- for I thought,
coming from the country, you might like a little fruit after dinner,
and I went to Covent Garden Market to get it good.'
For a reason that I had, I felt as if my eyes would start out of my
head. I acknowledged his attention incoherently, and began to
think this was a dream.
`Dear me!' said Mr Pocket, Junior. `This door sticks so!'
As he was fast making jam of his fruit by wrestling with the door
while the paper-bags were under his arms, I begged him to allow
me to hold them. He relinquished them with an agreeable smile,
and combated with the door as if it were a wild beast. It yielded so
suddenly at last, that he staggered back upon me, and I staggered
back upon the opposite door, and we both laughed. But still I felt as
if my eyes must start out of my head, and as if this must be a dream.
`Pray come in,' said Mr Pocket, Junior. `Allow me to lead the
way. I am rather bare here, but I hope you'll be able to make out
tolerably well till Monday. My father thought you would get on
more agreeably through to-morrow with me than with him, and
might like to take a walk about London. I am sure I shall be very
happy to show London to you. As to our table, you won't find that
bad, I hope, for it will be supplied from our coffee-house here,
and (it is only right I should add) at your expense, such being Mr
Jaggers's directions. As to our lodging, it's not by any means
splendid, because I have my own bread to earn, and my father
hasn't anything to give me, and I shouldn't be willing to take it, if
he had. This is our sitting-room -- just such chairs and tables and
carpet and so forth, you see, as they could spare from home. You
mustn't give me credit for the tablecloth and spoons and castors,
because they come for you from the coffee-house. This is my little
bedroom; rather musty, but Barnard's is musty. This is your bed-
room; the furniture's hired for the occasion, but I trust it will
answer the purpose; if you should want anything, I'll go and fetch
it. The chambers are retired, and we shall be alone together, but we
shan't fight, I dare say. But, dear me, I beg your pardon, you're
holding the fruit all this time. Pray let me take these bags from you.
I am quite ashamed.'
As I stood opposite to Mr Pocket, Junior, delivering him the
bags, One, Two, I saw the starting appearance come into his own
eyes that I knew to be in mine, and he said, falling back:
`Lord bless me, you're the prowling boy!'
`And you,' said I, `are the pale young gentleman!'
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